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Sony PlayTV for PlayStation 3 Review

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Notice how the Sky+ DVR box looks like an Xbox360? It’s no coincidence. The lizard people that rule Sky are the same faction that runs Microsoft. A rival faction of Lizard people however have decided to go one better, and make a truly 21st century television viewing and management application that takes full advantage of [...]

Write the new Spider-man movie scripts here

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Over at the Secret Identity forums I recently posted my personal view of what the Spider-man 4 and 5 movie scripts should be about. Here’s how I see it:
Spider-man 4
Villain: Kraven, and Lizard
Side-villains: Rhino, Scorpion and more. Maybe even a flying ‘Vulture’, although without the antiageing power.
Following a wave of bank robberies and violent crime [...]

Firefly Official Companion - Volume 1

Sunday, September 9th, 2007

What we wanted was production notes and other background material fleshing out the Firefly universe - politics, technology, culture, geography - and notes from the production staff about their inspirations for the sets, spaceships and costumes.
What we get is a handful of interviews covering the same self-congratulating tripe from the luvvies as published in every [...]

Loco Roco PSP

Thursday, July 6th, 2006

Arrgghhhh make it stop! Please make it stop! Sony seem to be pinning their hopes of erasing the PSP's image as a home for bad PS2 ports with this unique puzzle-come-platform game with cutesy graphics only normally only seen on Nintendo devices.  Unfortunately, the levels are short, dull, extremely easy to complete on first attempt, [...]

Ridge Racer PSP

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Not sure at all why this is regarded the best game on the PSP. The tracks are un-inspiring, the sense of speed is totally missing and the handling is terrible - this game's handling is neither realistic (like Gran Tourismo) nor arcade like (Asphalt GT or any number of others). You can sleep round all [...]